Congratulations! You made it out of bed already today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!
Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel world!
How about we start with a little haiku?
who will live
another twenty years?
my kitten and me
I always wanted to be the red one.
I have always been in awe of someone who could keep something in its original box while it increases in value. Now hat's patience.
Anyone got an extra 10 grand?
It's just $10,000. He's not asking for a kidney. He just wants to move out of his brother's house.
Citizen Kane was a great movie...about a sled.
It's not you, it's me, Waukee.
Seriously, what do you do when you break up with one city for another?
High maintenance pony seeks new home.
Handsome 17 year-old male seeks new love. Must be wiling to hang out in the dirt and admininster meds.
A missed connection over barbecue.
You were eating lunch on Thursday..you are so cute, and I would love to get to know you! 28/f/ and I have my life together..you look like you would be the same. Tell me about yourself, and send a picture...I cant wait to talk to you! :)